Emmaline
31 December 2020 @ 11:59 pm
Receptionist: There is a Lt. Crunch here to see you.
Gus: Crunch?
[Shawn enters dressed in Civil War uniform]
Shawn: Actually I've been promoted. It's Captain Crunch.

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Emmaline
31 January 2010 @ 10:56 pm
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY [info]fromahippie!!

*HUGS*
 
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Emmaline
29 January 2010 @ 09:23 pm
I'm working on SPN picspam epicness, that's to come later, but for now it's time for BABBLING ABOUT THE END OF AWESOME.

Dollhouse 2x12: 'The Hollow Men' | Dollhouse 2x13: 'Epitaph Two: Return' )
 
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Emmaline
20 January 2010 @ 02:03 am
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY [info]cho_malfoy!!

I give you a Fillion birthday dance. Cheers, hon :D
 
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Emmaline
15 January 2010 @ 02:24 am
Tagged by [info]betty_mraz
A. List seven habits/quirks/facts about yourself.
B. Tag seven people to do the same.
C. Do not tag the person who tagged you or say that you tag "whoever wants to do it."
LOL, nice try, meme.
  1. I used to competitively ice skate when I was 10.
  2. I've had braces twice. There may have been headgear.
  3. I didn't get my ears pierced until I was 18 and could sign the consent form myself. And then a year later I got bored and got a second hole in each ear.
  4. My introduction to comics was Archie.
  5. The only video games I've ever played with any sort of skill are Goof Troop and Donkey Kong.
  6. I was in band and played clarinet.
  7. I was a mouse in a school play when I was younger where I'm pretty sure I sang a song about being sad I lost my cheese.
 
 
Current Music: Florence and the Machine - Cosmic Love
 
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Emmaline
So I'm used to people being snippy with me. Sometimes people have a bad day, and I'm the first to admit I'm a terror most of the time, but I've figured long ago that if you don't respond to the crazy that it just makes them look more insane. OBSERVE THE FOLLOWING PHONE CALL FROM WORK TODAY:

PSYCHO: "I'm missing two items, I'd like to know how I'm going to be compensated."
ME: "I'm sorry, did you mean you had additional items?"
PSYCHO: "No, there are two not in this bag. They look like blah blah blah."
ME: "One moment, I'll go check to see if they're around."
CHECKS. DOES NOT FIND.
ME: "I'm sorry, we can't seem to find them, let me just get down your name and number and we'll give you a call back."
PSYCHO: "Well, I want to know what you can do for me."
ME: "Well, I'm not authorized to just give out store credit, but I'll make sure that you get a call if we can't find your items."
PSYCHO: I understand, you're the messenger, but my son's going back to school tomorrow, and it'll be awkward if he doesn't have all of them."
ME: "I'm sorry, but I'm not authorized to give out store credit."
PSYCHO: "I get that. You're not authorized. But it may be ok for you and me, but this is different with kids. I want to know what you're not just going to do nothing."
ME: "There's never an instance where someone doesn't get what they paid for. You either get your items if they've been misplaced or you get store credit, I'm just not allowed to give it to you."
PSYCHO: Well, you should have started off by saying that. Isn't that your store policy? Why didn't you tell me that? [INSERT SAME STORY ABOUT HER KID AGAIN... AND AGAIN.]
ME: ... [silent sigh]
PSYCHO: [Voice increases] "Hello, are you still listening?!"
ME: "Yes, I'm listening to you speak."
PSYCHO
: "You have attitude. It's called customer service. What's your name, I'm going to speak to your manager!"
ME: [Gives her my name, my manager's name]
PSYCHO: "Hopefully she'll have better customer service skills than you. Thanks for nothing."

Now if I'm correct, you've insulted, harassed, and threatened me over the phone. The woman who had nothing to do with your order and was trying to speak to you in in a civil tongue. You seem to be under the impression that being giant bitch with entitlement issues is somehow productive in some way.

If I may be so bold, a bit of advice? Acting like a heinous cunt doesn't mean you're a powerful person. It demonstrates how completely small you are to think that yelling and making threats makes you a person to be listened to.

Congratulations, you're a terrible human being.
 
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Emmaline
08 January 2010 @ 11:58 pm
So I did my usual tv show binge to catch up on all Doctor Who episodes.

GODDAMN SHOW! Ugh, heart wrenching.

...

Yeah, I loved it. :D

Donna was my favorite companion. Mostly because of the lulz, but also because, gah, I cried the most during their storyline. I liked Rose. I wanted to kick Martha in the shins. And oh, Captain Jack, GOOD TIMES.
 
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Emmaline
So I've seen so many people on my flist talking about Doctor Who that I've started watching it.

I really didn't need to add another television show to my list, lol XD
 
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Emmaline
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Drinking Sparkling Cider and eating black eyed peas are a family tradition for the new year. I hope that everyone had a safe and awesometastic new years. Here's to an another year, hopefully with more jokes, more laughs, and drinks with actual alcohol in them. :D
 
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